Once upon a time in the long past kingdom of Fregrugell, there was a boy named Nagisa Lacclolith who was very foolish. He lived in a town full of people who only put up with him becuse they hoped he would one day come to his senses and become a productive member of society, selling mud or somesuch. To be fair, this made them rather foolish as well. One day, he went to the insane criminal wizard's house to ask for candy.
"What kind of.... CANDIES do you want, my filthy little friend?" said the wizard in a voice that bespoke his spotted past.
"I want chocolates and fruit flavors and candies shaped like giant dinosaurs!" said the whelplin